The Facepalm

Surya and Sunita got well acquainted with each other in course of time. In the office, Sunita did not find a person who can speak proper English and Surya never found a girl who is cool, chubby and charming. Well, each got their own reasons of acquaintance. In course of hours of traffic jam, they bantered throughout the horrible journey where others were slapping their heads for being unfortunate whereas this pair were feeling lucky.

Problem with guys is they extrapolate the affinity and problem with girls is that they never mean what they speak. Surya and Sunita were never an exceptional case.

After hours of bantering,

“Hey what is your number? “ Surya queried.

“My sim was blocked” proclaimed Sunita

And the phone rings.

“Hey see you tomorrow, mom’s call” strolled away leaving Surya aghast.

Surya was proactive and found her number in no time. Mutual friends are such a boon to any. Buzzing over her phone became a daily routine to Surya.

“Hey, are you free for dinner this weekend?” proposed Surya.

“I will have headache this weekend. May be some other time” replied Sunita.

Poking never stopped.

“Hey what’s up?” pinged Surya.

“Sky” answered Sunita.

Just like a comet in the sky. Even girls do chat for long. When they are bored for obvious reasons, it happened between Surya and Sunita on a full moon Sunday. After a few hours of texting,

“I am bored Sunita, tell me something more interesting” messaged Surya.

“Good night, I am sleepy.” replied Sunita.

“What?”

“Will tell you tomorrow”

“Tell me tomorrow? What?” enquired Surya.

“a spl 3 worded phrase :P. bye” replied Sunita.

Surya was on cloud nine. His joy knew no bounds. His heading is spinning in inundated surprise and euphoria. He never slept. He stared at clock and sky throughout the night to see what happens if tomorrow comes. He dozed off on bed and his alarm woke him up. Soon after rushing with shower and wardrobe, Surya raced to office to wait for Sunita.

After a couple of hours he neither found Sunita nor his colleagues, Surya poked her on phone.

“You told me that you shall tell me some special three worded phrase” quizzed Surya.

“Happy Ganesh Chaturdi” replied Sunita

Facepalm was only thing Surya can do at such instance.

MORAL: Never think, imagine and conclude that you have understood what women meant.